do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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