I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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