I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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