question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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