good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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