their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
