I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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