I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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