The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
