is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
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So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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