We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
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I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
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Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
How external is "for external use only"?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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