im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
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Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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