Can Purell be used as lube?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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