So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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