drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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