I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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