I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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