Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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