is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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