There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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