Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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