Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize