ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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