why didn't you poke me back
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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