I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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