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Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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