Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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