Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Randomize