We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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