butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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