just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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