so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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