some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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