Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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