just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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