we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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