I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
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Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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