if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
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I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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