She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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