Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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