I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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