allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
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im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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