Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
