***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
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There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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