She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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