Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(650): View more from California

i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf

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(602): View more from Arizona

Duck Duck Cougar?

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.

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(432): View more from Texas

Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.

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(530): View more from California

After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?

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