All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there