I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
