A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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