therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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