she was so not down for the gang bang
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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