and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
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:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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