I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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