Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I lost the right to judge tonight
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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