so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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