One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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