It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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