i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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