I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
and i looked up. we had an audience...
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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